Ok. That is a joke. I will not recap the Oscars, and I will not tell you my opinion on every single award and moment of the entire 10 hours it lasted. Ok, maybe I have a few opinions:
GOLDEN COMPASS WINS BEST VISUAL EFFECTS OVER TRANSFORMERS!?
I'm pretty sure Golden Compass had polar bears. That talked. Wow, big deal. Transformers had Optimus Prime. I think the Academy just can't handle the awesomeness that is Michael Bay. He's just too awesome, right?
Freedom is the right of all Verizon Fios Customers.
Other Oscar problems? Well, Ellen Page didn't win best actress, so yeah...its been a sad monday...
Its ok Ellen, you're my best actress. Always...
Gothy Juno Screenwriter Diablo Cody did win for best original screenplay, so i guess thats cool too...i guess...
Hey! Miley Cyrus was there too!
The next time we hang out Miley, I will redeem myself. My heart can't rest til then...
As for my serious opinions about the winners, you will have to read my other blog (note: doesn't exist), and I think this blog will be taken out of my hands very soon if i keep posting pictures of Hannah Montana, yet i do not understand why.